Google Business Profile teardown
Categories, services, photos, posts, attributes, and map-pack blockers — with plain-English fixes for your listing, not a generic checklist.
Delivered in 48 hours · one local business
Show up when locals search — without a $2k/mo agency.
A done-for-you Local SEO Starter Stack for plumbers, dentists, cafés, gyms, salons, and contractors. Clear fixes you can run this week — not a jargon dump.
$49
- Google Business Profile teardown — what’s hurting you in Maps + exact fixes
- Top 10 citation / NAP fixes — name, address, phone mismatches to clean up
- 5 local keyword targets worth ranking for in your city
- One-page 7-day action plan — prioritized so you know what to do Monday
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Concrete deliverables
Four named outputs — not a vague “audit.”
48-hour turnaround
Built for owners who need next steps this week.
No retainer
One payment. Keep the plan whether you DIY or hire help.
Who this is for (and who should skip it)
Qualification beats wasted $49. Be honest with yourself here.
Built for you if…
- You own one local service business (plumber, dentist, café, gym, salon, contractor, etc.)
- You have (or can create) a Google Business Profile
- You want a clear checklist — not a 40-page PDF
- You’re tired of “rank #1 guaranteed” spam and agency retainers
Not a fit if…
- You need nationwide / ecommerce SEO
- You want us to post, build links, or manage reviews ongoing
- You’re shopping for a full-service agency retainer
- You expect guaranteed #1 rankings (nobody honest can)
What’s included — exactly
Four deliverables. Specific enough to act on. Short enough to use.
Top 10 citation / NAP fixes
The inconsistent Name / Address / Phone mentions that confuse Google and customers. You get the mismatches and what to change.
5 local keyword targets
High-intent “service + city” style terms worth chasing for your trade and market — so you stop guessing what to rank for.
One-page 7-day action plan
Prioritized next steps for the week after delivery. Do the top items first; leave the rest for later.
How it works
Three steps. No sales call required.
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Join the list · pay $49 when checkout opens
One-time Lemon Squeezy checkout (going live in a few days). No subscription.
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Send your business details
Reply with business name, city, website (if any), and your Google Business Profile link.
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Get your stack in 48 hours
Your teardown, citation list, keywords, and 7-day plan land in your inbox — ready to run.
Why this instead of an agency
Agencies sell retainers. You need clarity first.
- Clarity before commitment. Most owners don’t need a $1,500–$3,000/mo package on day one — they need to know what’s broken on Maps and directories.
- Done-for-you diagnosis, DIY execution. We do the research and prioritization. You (or your VA / freelancers) make the changes. Keep every file.
- Risk reversal via scope, not fake reviews. You know the four deliverables and the 48-hour window before you pay. No fake testimonials here — just a clear product.
- Built for single-location service businesses. Not a national brand playbook. Not “AI spam” content. Local pack fundamentals only.
Questions owners ask before paying
Straight answers. No soft-sell.
Is $49 too cheap to be useful?
It’s scoped on purpose: one business, four deliverables, 48-hour delivery. You’re buying a focused starter stack — not a multi-week retainer or a 25-page vanity PDF. If you need ongoing posting, link building, or ad management, this isn’t that (and we say so up front).
Can’t I just DIY this myself?
You can. Many owners don’t — because they don’t know which GBP fields matter, which citations are wrong, or which keywords are worth the effort. This stack compresses that into a prioritized plan so you’re not spending weekends guessing.
What if I’m not happy with what I get?
Reply within 7 days of delivery and we’ll revise the deliverables once based on your feedback (same scope). If we can’t meet the stated deliverables, we’ll refund. We don’t offer “rank #1 or money back” — rankings depend on competition and your follow-through.
How fast do I actually get it?
Within 48 hours after we have your business name, city, website (optional), and Google Business Profile link. Weekends count toward the window when your listing hours allow a fair review.
Is this just an automated template report?
No. Every stack is prepared for your business and market. You get specific GBP findings, citation mismatches, keyword targets for your city/trade, and a one-page plan written for you — not a recycled checklist with the city name swapped in.
Do you guarantee I’ll rank #1?
No honest local SEO product can. We give you the highest-leverage fixes we can see from your profile and local footprint. Results depend on competition, reviews, and whether you execute the plan.
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$49 · one business · Google Business Profile teardown, citations, keywords, 7-day plan · 48-hour delivery
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